Hands prop bet

Im lazy and want to play 75k hands a month. For the last 15 months ive played 55k and 22k minimum. This is between 10hrs and 25hrs a week which is ridiculous seeing as i dont have a job. Does anyone want some kind of propbet in $ or buyins or w/e. If we both complete, no one loses, if one person does then the other person wins. Id be open to someone doing less hands too seeing as i prob play more tables. Offer please. Prob best to do it over 30/31 days from now or something.

I'm interested, but not in terms of hands as you would have an advantage. I would like to have a prop bet over the number of real time hours played in 30 days.

We can play that the MT ratio must be a minimum of 3.5 hands (so at least 4 tabling, give some table changes)

I'm looking at about 100 hours for the 30 days?

Then if you're playing an average of say 600 hands/hour it's a 60k month.

Let me know.