Hands from a HU session

I never usually sit down and play somebody for ages, changed tonight though - we played for 2 hours here are the biggest and most fun hands

Full Tilt Poker Game #12221444191: Table Roper (heads up) - $0.25/$0.50 - No Limit Hold'em - 19:10:26 ET - 2009/05/14
Seat 1: MrNoir ($133.85)
Seat 2: bumer18 ($121.35)
MrNoir posts the small blind of $0.25
bumer18 posts the big blind of $0.50
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to MrNoir [Kh Ks]
MrNoir raises to $1.50
bumer18 raises to $4.50
MrNoir raises to $13.50
bumer18 calls $9
*** FLOP *** [Td 5h 8d]
bumer18 bets $19
MrNoir has 15 seconds left to act
MrNoir raises to $45
bumer18 raises to $107.85, and is all in
MrNoir calls $62.85
bumer18 shows [9c Ac]
MrNoir shows [Kh Ks]
*** TURN *** [Td 5h 8d] [Jd]
*** RIVER *** [Td 5h 8d Jd] [9h]
bumer18 shows a pair of Nines
MrNoir shows a pair of Kings
MrNoir wins the pot ($242.20) with a pair of Kings
bumer18 is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $242.70 | Rake $0.50
Board: [Td 5h 8d Jd 9h]
Seat 1: MrNoir (small blind) showed [Kh Ks] and won ($242.20) with a pair of Kings
Seat 2: bumer18 (big blind) showed [9c Ac] and lost with a pair of Nines


Full Tilt Poker Game #12221287370: Table Roper (heads up) - $0.25/$0.50 - No Limit Hold'em - 19:01:22 ET - 2009/05/14
Seat 1: MrNoir ($113.20)
Seat 2: bumer18 ($147.15)
MrNoir posts the small blind of $0.25
bumer18 posts the big blind of $0.50
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to MrNoir [Qh 5h]
MrNoir raises to $1.50
bumer18 raises to $4.50
MrNoir calls $3
*** FLOP *** [3c 7d 5d]
bumer18 bets $6.50
MrNoir calls $6.50
*** TURN *** [3c 7d 5d] [Tc]
bumer18 has 15 seconds left to act
bumer18 bets $15
MrNoir calls $15
*** RIVER *** [3c 7d 5d Tc] [Js]
bumer18 bets $33
MrNoir calls $33
*** SHOW DOWN ***
bumer18 shows [2s As] Ace Jack high
MrNoir shows [Qh 5h] a pair of Fives
MrNoir wins the pot ($117.50) with a pair of Fives
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $118 | Rake $0.50
Board: [3c 7d 5d Tc Js]
Seat 1: MrNoir (small blind) showed [Qh 5h] and won ($117.50) with a pair of Fives
Seat 2: bumer18 (big blind) showed [2s As] and lost with Ace Jack high

NEXT ONE IS SUCH A GOOD HAND


Full Tilt Poker Game #12220280404: Table Roper (heads up) - $0.25/$0.50 - No Limit Hold'em - 18:01:35 ET - 2009/05/14
Seat 1: MrNoir ($105.95)
Seat 2: bumer18 ($49.25)
bumer18 posts the small blind of $0.25
MrNoir posts the big blind of $0.50
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to MrNoir [Jc 8c]
bumer18 raises to $1.50
MrNoir calls $1
*** FLOP *** [8d 2h 8s]
MrNoir checks
bumer18 bets $2
MrNoir raises to $5.50
bumer18 raises to $13
MrNoir has 15 seconds left to act
MrNoir calls $7.50
*** TURN *** [8d 2h 8s] [Jh]
MrNoir bets $5
bumer18 raises to $15
MrNoir has 15 seconds left to act
MrNoir calls $10
*** RIVER *** [8d 2h 8s Jh] [8h]
MrNoir has 15 seconds left to act
MrNoir bets $6
bumer18 has 15 seconds left to act
bumer18 raises to $19.75, and is all in
MrNoir calls $13.75
*** SHOW DOWN ***
bumer18 shows [As 5h] three of a kind, Eights
MrNoir shows [Jc 8c] four of a kind, Eights
MrNoir wins the pot ($98) with four of a kind, Eights
bumer18 is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $98.50 | Rake $0.50
Board: [8d 2h 8s Jh 8h]
Seat 1: MrNoir (big blind) showed [Jc 8c] and won ($98) with four of a kind, Eights
Seat 2: bumer18 (small blind) showed [As 5h] and lost with three of a kind, Eights


Full Tilt Poker Game #12221193843: Table Roper (heads up) - $0.25/$0.50 - No Limit Hold'em - 18:54:45 ET - 2009/05/14
Seat 1: MrNoir ($62.90)
Seat 2: bumer18 ($200.75)
bumer18 posts the small blind of $0.25
MrNoir posts the big blind of $0.50
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to MrNoir [6c As]
bumer18 raises to $1.50
MrNoir raises to $5
bumer18 calls $3.50
*** FLOP *** [5c Qh 2d]
MrNoir bets $6.50
bumer18 raises to $16
MrNoir calls $9.50
*** TURN *** [5c Qh 2d] [3c]
MrNoir checks
bumer18 checks
*** RIVER *** [5c Qh 2d 3c] [5h]
MrNoir has 15 seconds left to act
MrNoir checks
bumer18 bets $22
MrNoir raises to $41.90, and is all in
bumer18 folds
Uncalled bet of $19.90 returned to MrNoir
MrNoir mucks
MrNoir wins the pot ($85.50)
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $86 | Rake $0.50
Board: [5c Qh 2d 3c 5h]
Seat 1: MrNoir (big blind) collected ($85.50), mucked
Seat 2: bumer18 (small blind) folded on the River


Full Tilt Poker Game #12220524164: Table Roper (heads up) - $0.25/$0.50 - No Limit Hold'em - 18:15:44 ET - 2009/05/14
Seat 1: MrNoir ($96.10)
Seat 2: bumer18 ($105.25)
bumer18 posts the small blind of $0.25
MrNoir posts the big blind of $0.50
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to MrNoir [2c Ac]
bumer18 raises to $1.50
MrNoir raises to $5
bumer18 calls $3.50
*** FLOP *** [8d 2h 4h]
MrNoir checks
bumer18 bets $5
MrNoir calls $5
*** TURN *** [8d 2h 4h] [2s]
MrNoir checks
bumer18 checks
*** RIVER *** [8d 2h 4h 2s] [Ks]
MrNoir checks
bumer18 bets $20
MrNoir has 15 seconds left to act
MrNoir has requested TIME
MrNoir raises to $60
bumer18 raises to $95.25, and is all in
MrNoir calls $26.10, and is all in
Uncalled bet of $9.15 returned to bumer18
*** SHOW DOWN ***
bumer18 shows [8c 8s] a full house, Eights full of Twos
MrNoir mucks
bumer18 wins the pot ($191.70) with a full house, Eights full of Twos
MrNoir adds $50
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $192.20 | Rake $0.50
Board: [8d 2h 4h 2s Ks]
Seat 1: MrNoir (big blind) mucked [2c Ac] - three of a kind, Twos
Seat 2: bumer18 (small blind) showed [8c 8s] and won ($191.70) with a full house, Eights full of Twos


Full Tilt Poker Game #12220952030: Table Roper (heads up) - $0.25/$0.50 - No Limit Hold'em - 18:40:45 ET - 2009/05/14
Seat 1: MrNoir ($112.60)
Seat 2: bumer18 ($152.65)
MrNoir posts the small blind of $0.25
bumer18 posts the big blind of $0.50
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to MrNoir [Ac 9h]
MrNoir raises to $1.50
bumer18 raises to $4.50
MrNoir calls $3
*** FLOP *** [5c 7c 5h]
bumer18 bets $6.50
MrNoir calls $6.50
*** TURN *** [5c 7c 5h] [6s]
bumer18 bets $22
MrNoir has 15 seconds left to act
MrNoir has requested TIME
MrNoir calls $22
*** RIVER *** [5c 7c 5h 6s] [5d]
bumer18 has 15 seconds left to act
bumer18 bets $33
MrNoir calls $33
*** SHOW DOWN ***
bumer18 shows [Kc Ks] a full house, Fives full of Kings
MrNoir mucks
bumer18 wins the pot ($131.50) with a full house, Fives full of Kings
MrNoir adds $3.40
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $132 | Rake $0.50
Board: [5c 7c 5h 6s 5d]
Seat 1: MrNoir (small blind) mucked [Ac 9h] - three of a kind, Fives
Seat 2: bumer18 (big blind) showed [Kc Ks] and won ($131.50) with a full house, Fives full of Kings



Full Tilt Poker Game #12220485427: Table Roper (heads up) - $0.25/$0.50 - No Limit Hold'em - 18:13:27 ET - 2009/05/14
Seat 1: MrNoir ($129.60)
Seat 2: bumer18 ($72.60)
bumer18 posts the small blind of $0.25
MrNoir posts the big blind of $0.50
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to MrNoir [Ks Kd]
bumer18 raises to $1.50
MrNoir raises to $5
bumer18 calls $3.50
*** FLOP *** [9h Qd 6d]
MrNoir bets $6.50
bumer18 calls $6.50
*** TURN *** [9h Qd 6d] [Td]
MrNoir checks
bumer18 bets $11
MrNoir calls $11
*** RIVER *** [9h Qd 6d Td] [9s]
MrNoir checks
bumer18 bets $11
MrNoir calls $11
*** SHOW DOWN ***
bumer18 shows [Kc Jc] a straight, King high
MrNoir mucks
bumer18 wins the pot ($66.50) with a straight, King high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $67 | Rake $0.50
Board: [9h Qd 6d Td 9s]
Seat 1: MrNoir (big blind) mucked [Ks Kd] - two pair, Kings and Nines
Seat 2: bumer18 (small blind) showed [Kc Jc] and won ($66.50) with a straight, King high

Is this the guy you messaged me about fucking up last night?

Yes, it was the J8 hand. Was brilliant