Empire degen night part 1

So me and slats went to Empire casino in Leicester square last nigth/this morning. Was unreal, and the games were a joke. There were some sick hands, and we both managed to make nice profit.
Here are some of the hands.

Slats.
So slats slats down at a self deal table after we flipped for the dealt game. Both games are £1/£2. First comment of the table was by random to twat.
Random: This guy looks good, like he plays lots of internet pokerz and stuff, i'd watch out for him.
Twat: He cant be good, he looks about 12. And look at his hair...... and ears.
So he wants to full pelt stack this guy soon.
First notable hand is slats raises utg with KdJd and gets 1 caller with about £50. Flop comes QQ6 and guy shoves, so slats snap calls like an idiot and turns a K. Other guy had 55. LOLZ.
Next hand Slats rivers a boat against twat and C/R him on river and twat tank folds.
Next the sick hand. Slats l/c with 44 twat made it £10, 1 other caller. Flop is 3K4. Other guy leads for half pot, twat raises to £60 out of turn so slats shoves and they both snap call, twat has AKo and other guy has 33. Slats wins £700 pot.
Meanwhile Ben joins us from his office do, and gets set over setted.

I then join slats' table and we both enjoy stacking an absolute cunt who throws his cards off the tabel as he gets frustrated with getting no hands. Apparently he also has won more tourney money than anyone else in the room. Pfff.

Then the table splits and we both go onto the main game. Theres an irish guy sat to slats' left who is lagging boat big time.
I flop top twop against him, AK on AK4 board and get checked shoved on by him, i snap call and he shows J3o. Turn Q, river 10. £800 pot.
Then slats folds KK on a Q10884 board to a river shove after he called the irish guy down, by some random italian mong. He claims 89.
So slats' bottles it and leaves me to play. The biggest cunt ive ever sat with is now to my left. I btn raise with Q8o and he calls, flop Q68, he check raises i call. We check the turn and he checks to me and i v bet £50 and he calls with 68. He then berates my play.
Anyway i stack the irsih cunt when i flop top set and he shoves on me. I have KK on a K73 flop, he has 1010. LOL ship it dwn.
Part 2 coming as were off agian tonight.

MantonsDad wrote:
Twat: He cant be good, he looks about 12. And look at his hair...... and ears.

Maybe be a twat, but you can't say he's lying!

First notable hand is slats raises utg with KdJd and gets 1 caller with about £50. Flop comes QQ6 and guy shoves, so slats snap calls like an idiot and turns a K. Other guy had 55. LOLZ.

Lolololol

Meanwhile Ben joins us from his office do, and gets set over setted.

Standard for Ben now?

I flop top twop against him, AK on AK4 board and get checked shoved on by him, i snap call and he shows J3o. Turn Q, river 10. £800 pot.

Sick

Loving the TR, looking forward to tonights edition!

BTW, has slats been in the same clothes since Tuesday now?

Nar he borrowed some of Ben's last night

Busto busto joe imo