Lololol

On a separate note to this thread. Friday nights on iPoker are the sex!!! I never want them to end.


EDIT: HH convertor is crap. I obv won the hand!


iPoker No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (6 handed) - iPoker Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com



saw flop | saw showdown



Button ($43)

Hero (SB) ($58.80)

BB ($49.25)

UTG ($115.09)

MP ($45.29)

CO ($154.05)



Preflop: Hero is SB with Q, J

2 folds, CO raises to $2, 1 fold, Hero calls $1.75, 1 fold



Flop: ($4.50) 5, 8, 4 (2 players)

Hero checks, CO bets $3.50, Hero raises to $10, CO calls $6.50



Turn: ($24.50) Q (2 players)

Hero checks, CO checks



River: ($24.50) 8 (2 players)

Hero bets $6.50, CO calls $6.50



Total pot: $37.50 | Rake: $1.85



Results:

Hero didn't show Q, J (nothing).

CO had 10, 10 (two pair, tens and eights).

Outcome: CO won $37.50



Chat that followed:
ICanSeeYoyrCards: STUPID SUCKER GAY M0RON ID1OT
MuckingQuads: Wasn't expecting that, was you
ICanSeeYoyrCards: su-ck and d1e
MuckingQuads: You spelled your wrong btw
ICanSeeYoyrCards: vbeuriavgbhjds
ICanSeeYoyrCards:fhnsjvbghfvasghwcdfgh
ICanSeeYoyrCards: hfbuishyuigysbkfdsjikbhfjksb

Update!

iPoker No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (5 handed) - iPoker Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com



saw flop | saw showdown



UTG ($55.30)

Hero (MP) ($135.36)

Button ($28.35)

SB ($55.14)

BB ($179.38)



Preflop: Hero is MP with 10, 10

1 fold, Hero raises to $1.50, 2 folds, BB calls $1



Flop: ($3.25) J, 3, 9 (2 players)

BB checks, Hero checks



Turn: ($3.25) 5 (2 players)

BB bets $2, Hero calls $2



River: ($7.25) J (2 players)

BB bets $3, Hero calls $3



Total pot: $13.25 | Rake: $0.65



Results:

BB had 8, 9 (two pair, Jacks and nines).

Hero didn't show 10, 10 (nothing).

Outcome: BB won $13.25



ICanSeeYoyrCards: fishy
MuckingQuads: Tens work fine for me!
ICanSeeYoyrCards: u su-ck
ChipMasterW88: youre awful (some random 50bbs guy, who minraised the next hand UTG and was playing 50/7)
MuckingQuads: Pardon ChipMaster?
ChipMasterW88: icanseeurcards is the biggest fish on the site
MuckingQuads: lololololol

He's getting called a fish by the fish. Fantastic btw

get your fishes out

iPoker No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (5 handed) - iPoker Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com



saw flop | saw showdown



SB ($67.60)

BB ($52.50)

UTG ($19.03)

MP ($15.58)

Hero (Button) ($50)



Preflop: Hero is Button with 8, 10

2 folds, Hero raises to $1.50, 1 fold, BB raises to $5.50, Hero calls $4



Flop: ($11.25) 10, 6, 9 (2 players)

BB bets $9, Hero calls $9



Turn: ($29.25) 3 (2 players)

BB bets $23, Hero raises to $35.50 (All-In), BB calls $12.50



River: ($100.25) 4 (2 players, 1 all-in)



Total pot: $100.25 | Rake: $3



Results:

Hero didn't show 8, 10 (nothing).

BB had K, A (high card, Ace).

Outcome: BB won $100.25



ICanSeeYoyrCards: stupid sucker gay retard m0ron
MuckingQuads: i love you
ICanSeeYoyrCards: you love su-cked
MuckingQuads: only by you
ICanSeeYoyrCards: only my d-1ck sucked
MuckingQuads: u play well
ICanSeeYoyrCards: you sucked nice
MuckingQuads: ya, at least you paid me $50 for it. Thanks
ICanSeeYoyrCards: eat sh-1t and d1e
MuckingQuads: <3
asdfsddsf: crybaby
versetille80: bad play of AK
versetille80: so dont crty