Beat - down 8 buy ins @ 50nl

So down 8 buy ins since Thurs morning.

I'm going to play until even or until I fall asleep in this chair - will update thread.

Just stacked QQ after calling a min3bet with 33 and obv flopped set.

Decided to set myself a stop gap of $500. I won't play any more if I exceed this amount

(355)

Stacked a guy by calling him down with 3rd pair.

Been spewing loads (335)

stacked a guy when my 24o hit a straight, he had 2 pair.

Nice to see i'm stacking off with premium eh?

(~270)

Outdrew a guy when I had Top 2 and he had bottom set.

That's happened faar too much today (top 2 against bottom set)

I'm not good enough to be folding top 2, and i don't think I should be really..

(~200)

Don't think I've lost a significant showdown since I wrote this thread.

Obv just doomswitched myself - guaranteed next post I get stacked

kthxbai

Not much has happened in the last 30 minutes. Keep winning half pots and then spewing to evens.

On a more positive note, I'm now a King on Party again.

I had 99 on two tables at the same time, how did I not hit a set on either?!

This proves online poker is rigged imo


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Ugh played 4.4k hands so far since yesterday morning @ 26/22/infinity

So I had queens and raised it on the button. Some donk called, i know he's a donk cos he limped once and only donks limp

so yeah flop is 9 high, so i pot it, and im like yeah.

turn is an aqce, and im like ' oh no' scare card let's shut down.

so turn goes check check.

river is a brick, of he half pots it for like $5, i snap call him and he shows me AT

yeha nice play mate ur soooooo good. Sorry pecks, don't worry about sweating me next week, i got this guy, watch out tho cos he's gonna be crushing u soon. i think he's winrate is like 90ptbb/100 over 900k hands. Sorry mate ur in trouble.


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Monitor this close to being punched <------------->

jUST HAD FIRST LESSON with new coach.

He told me to stop betting when I am losing. Oh, just after he turned another A and got me with aj, oh well really happy with how my first coaching session is going.

Monitor this close to being punched: <------>

lost a buy in due to spew and chip dumping to new coach (~250)

Just went to go to the toilet and was so pumped up about my new coach that I forgot that I am now disabled. Promptly collapsed to the floor.

Had a rolo. Feel a bit better now.

Just won a $50 pot w/ Q high. Not sure how?

Still on around ($250) creeping up though and by up I mean down.

Nit fest btw.

(260.99)

Coach called me a donk for raising 35s.

But then he says 'keep on raising buddy!!'

So I guess I will follow his advice...i ahvent stacked anyway in agegggegegsgsss!!

Got stacked. Called down with 88s on double paired board.

Nobody bets full pot 3 streets with the nuts do they? well yeah apparently

(300)

33k flop. i have raised it up with ak. get it all in. q3 obv.

stacked QQ<AA T high flop 3bet

Lololollolol. Over 3 hours and I'm back where I started.

50nl is officially unbeatable.

I hate poker.

Goodnight.

Might be the best thread in the history of forums. Tho im somewhat confused, i must admit.

Is the coach this man?

http://archives1.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=0&Board=ssplnlpoker&Number=5106377&Searchpage=1&Main=5106216&Words=100+FreakDaddy&topic=&Search=true#Post5106377

This was brilliant. And now the bloke runs a training site loool