That cunt sahrrrrkermahhhhhhkerrrrr

Is currently busting his roll at my 5/10 table

-$957

Everyone at the table is rubbish. Come on you useless cunts, get him.

Im playing A LOT of marginal hands here for the sake of you lot having a laugh

GAH he won a pot

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NL Holdem $10(BB) Pacific Game#227374628

AvenaLee ($962)
lui88fin ($750)
Hoooooof ($3,880)
sahkermahker ($961)
G0BIAS ($1,632)
mrsfakfak ($1,635)

AvenaLee posts (SB) $5
lui88fin posts (BB) $10

Dealt to Hoooooof 5s Ks
fold,
sahkermahker raises to $35
fold,
mrsfakfak calls $35
fold, fold,

FLOP ($85) 4d 3s Th
sahkermahker bets $50.50
mrsfakfak raises to $121
sahkermahker raises to $444
mrsfakfak folds

sahkermahker wins $323

-$739

Ill balance him

easily thread of the year so far

i REALLY want to go to bed sahkermahker, kindly hurry up and go bust

ive folded to 2 of his 3bets in a row

gah why is my writing coming out in the wrong order in half my posts

wtf

sweet, just made 8 buyins playing a man hu while trying to get sarkymark

hes clawing in a manner normally reserved for luke grant at the moment

-$526

SHIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

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NL Holdem $10(BB) Pacific Game#227376308

sahkermahker ($1,296)
G0BIAS ($1,449)
mrsfakfak ($2,153)
farish ($180)
Hoooooof ($3,130)

sahkermahker posts (SB) $5
G0BIAS posts (BB) $10

Dealt to Hoooooof Qd Kh
fold,
farish raises to $20
Hoooooof calls $20
sahkermahker calls $15
fold,

FLOP ($70) Qh 8h 9h
check, check,
Hoooooof bets $55
sahkermahker raises to $110
farish folds
Hoooooof calls $55

TURN ($290) Qh 8h 9h 4h
sahkermahker bets $143
Hoooooof calls $143

RIVER ($576) Qh 8h 9h 4h 6d
sahkermahker bets $286
Hoooooof calls $286

Hoooooof shows Qd Kh
(Flop 31.6%, Turn 97.7%)

sahkermahker shows Js Th
(Flop 68.4%, Turn 2.3%)

Hoooooof wins $1,144

wow i didnt realise how bad he was til that hand. i thought it was just you lot being cunts.

bonus chat:

sahkermahker >> this keeps getting better
sahkermahker >> keep *** cracking every hand i have

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

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NL Holdem $10(BB) Pacific Game#227376655

G0BIAS ($1,389)
mrsfakfak ($2,149)
farish ($283)
Hoooooof ($3,695)
sahkermahker ($1,016)

G0BIAS posts (SB) $5
mrsfakfak posts (BB) $10

Dealt to Hoooooof 6s 7s
farish raises to $20
Hoooooof calls $20
sahkermahker raises to $105
fold, fold,
farish raises to $283 (AI)
fold,
sahkermahker calls $178

FLOP ($601) 7c Js Jd

TURN ($601) 7c Js Jd 3d

RIVER ($601) 7c Js Jd 3d 6h

farish shows Jh Jc
(Flop 100.0%, Turn 100.0%)

sahkermahker shows Ts Tc
(Flop 0.0%, Turn 0.0%)

farish wins $597

he just reloaded with the rest of his a/c.

-$1.48k
$1k to go.

ffs hes playing 1/2 as well, tons to go yet

sahkermahker >> sick how good some tard can run

Im trying to tilt him by being petty

sahkermahker >> my every single hand is getting cracked
sahkermahker >> *** tard is calling reraise with 4 outer and insta hit
Hoooooof >> your manners are a disgrace
sahkermahker >> yes cuz every time when im ahead i will get cracked by calling station
Hoooooof >> not an excuse

INSTANT SUCCESS

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NL Holdem $10(BB) Pacific Game#227377177

Hoooooof ($3,475)
sahkermahker ($804)
G0BIAS ($1,559)
mrsfakfak ($2,223)
wulfs ($501)
farish ($497)

Hoooooof posts (SB) $5
sahkermahker posts (BB) $10

Dealt to Hoooooof Qc 3d
fold, fold, fold,
farish calls $10
fold,
sahkermahker raises to $804 (AI)
farish calls $487 (AI)

FLOP ($999) 5h 4s 7d

TURN ($999) 5h 4s 7d 8c

RIVER ($999) 5h 4s 7d 8c Ks

farish shows Jd Js
(Flop 79.8%, Turn 84.1%)

sahkermahker shows As 9s
(Flop 20.2%, Turn 15.9%)

farish wins $995

hahahhahahahhahahaha thats so good

NOOOOOOOO YOU BASTARD

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NL Holdem $10(BB) Pacific Game#227377245

mrsfakfak ($2,259)
wulfs ($456)
farish ($995)
Hoooooof ($3,491)
sahkermahker ($302)
G0BIAS ($1,544)

mrsfakfak posts (SB) $5
wulfs posts (BB) $10

Dealt to Hoooooof 2c 4s
farish raises to $20
fold,
sahkermahker calls $20
fold,
mrsfakfak calls $15
wulfs calls $10

FLOP ($80) Tc Ts 6h
check, check, check,
sahkermahker bets $100
mrsfakfak folds
wulfs folds
farish calls $100

TURN ($280) Tc Ts 6h Jh
check,
sahkermahker bets $182 (AI)
farish calls $182

RIVER ($644) Tc Ts 6h Jh Jc

farish shows 6c 6s
(Flop 77.1%, Turn 84.1%)

sahkermahker shows Th Kc
(Flop 22.9%, Turn 15.9%)

sahkermahker wins $640

i dont fucking believe it

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NL Holdem $10(BB) Pacific Game#227377298

farish ($682)
Hoooooof ($3,506)
sahkermahker ($640)
G0BIAS ($1,544)
mrsfakfak ($2,239)
wulfs ($431)

farish posts (SB) $5
Hoooooof posts (BB) $10

Dealt to Hoooooof Kc Qh
sahkermahker raises to $35
fold,
mrsfakfak calls $35
fold,
farish calls $30
Hoooooof calls $25

FLOP ($140) 2c 5h 5c
check, check,
sahkermahker bets $90
mrsfakfak folds
farish calls $90
Hoooooof folds

TURN ($320) 2c 5h 5c 8d
check, check,

RIVER ($320) 2c 5h 5c 8d As
farish bets $273
sahkermahker calls $273

farish shows Qc Tc
(Flop 43.7%, Turn 27.3%)

sahkermahker shows Th Td
(Flop 56.3%, Turn 72.7%)

sahkermahker wins $862